just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
