i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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