Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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