Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
After tacos, we're chasing women.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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