I just made out with a guy for $7.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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