can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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