John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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