rhymes with "ouble enetration"
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
My penis needs a shock collar
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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