I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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