i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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