another moral hangover. fuck.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
where are my pants?
in the oven.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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