Dual....:-)
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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