please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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