stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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