is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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