How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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