i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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