I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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