you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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