Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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