Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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