her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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