She's like a pop up book from hell.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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