i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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