I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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