mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
It's just like the Real World with babies
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Houston, we have a blender
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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