He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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