woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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