What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
i need some magic done to my vagina
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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