is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
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