I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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