i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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