If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
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