Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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