i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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