Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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