god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
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