Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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