just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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