I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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