just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
