You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I would fuck him just for his dog
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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