Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
My friends, they love my intelligence
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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