I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Boobs are out for the taking
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
