That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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