you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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