some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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