no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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