Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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