I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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