I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I am naked and annoyed.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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